SHOCKING: Partier From Lake of the Ozarks Petri Dish Pool Party Has Tested Positive for Coronavirus

In perhaps the least shocking development since a bear ventured into the woods for relief, a…

Crowded Ozarks Memorial Day Party Sparks Travel Advisory, Self-Quarantine Directive from Health Officials

Viral video (pun intended) of a jam-packed pool party at the Lake of the Ozarks has…