America Worries National Treasure Tom Hanks Is Freezing to Death at Outdoor Inauguration Concert

President Joe Biden’s outdoor Inauguration Concert has ignited the new administrations first scandal: freezing Academy Award-winning actor and national treasure Tom Hanks to death.

Or, that seemed to be the case, at least, as a clearly chilled and coat-less Hanks ignited an outpouring of concern online as he hosted the new president’s inaugural celebration on a cold night in Washington, D.C.

Stay tuned at 10:00 for the telethon to save Tom Hanks from hypothermia

— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) January 21, 2021

Just watching Tom Hanks out there makes me want to turn up the heat here.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 21, 2021

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