St. Louis personal injury attorneys Mark McCloskey and Patricia McCloskey, who made national headlines after pictures and videos showed them pointing firearms toward protesters in their gated community, have retained a lawyer. The McCloskeys’ hiring of a lawyer is not surprising given that a St. Louis prosecutor is investigating their conduct. But the attorney they chose to represent them, Albert S. Watkins, is—in his own words—“beyond description.”
Watkins is the founding member and senior counsel at St. Louis-based law firm Kodner Watkins, LC. His attorney bio page is a collection of surreal boasts which must be read to be believed.
“Self-centered, egotistical, and a self-proclaimed expert in all matters, Watkins is unabashed about bringing to the